| exwannabe20. 04. 2020 19:08:30 |
A bit of humor....
"I heard you can go crazy from loneliness in quarantine. I discussed it with the coffee machine and microwave, both agree... I don't talk to the blender though, because it twists everything its own way."
"I went to ring the doorbell a bit, because it's a good feeling when you get visitors."
"22nd day of self-isolation:
I argued with my wife because she took out the trash. It was my turn."
"What a loving wife I have. I woke up at night and she held the pillow over my face so I wouldn't get corona."
"I suggest a new challenge! Take a photo with a policeman in another municipality."
"I ask the neighbor how things are with them, she says: One day husband goes to the store, one day me. One day we eat, the next day we drink."
"Now that those with birthdays are in quarantine, wish them like this:
I wish you health, oil, yeast, flour and a pallet of toilet paper..."
"Virus outside, wife inside, where should I go?
"Coronavirus succeeded in what no woman did. It stopped all sports, closed all bars and kept all men home."
"He said: Everything happens for a reason... mother-in-law is from another municipality."
"I took the elastic from my underwear to finish sewing the mask. Now the mask fits well, but my pants keep falling down."
"Strange times have come...: 
In front of the bank entrance it says: 'Mandatory entry with mask and gloves!' 
"Self-isolation tip: Cut your own hair, then you won't go out of the apartment for another fourteen days..."
"Do you think it's smart now, with the whole family home on 60 m2, to cook beans???" 
"Our dog has started hiding from us, everyone wants to walk him 2x a day."
"You save money all year for the sea, in the end you spend it on flour, yeast and toilet paper."
"13th day of quarantine... Neighbor is jealous of his wife because she has better and nicer mustache than him."
"Best to wear masks at home too, especially in the kitchen, so you don't eat everything you see."
"We came from the supermarket, at home we take off masks... I look, look, wife isn't mine??"
"When the taverns reopen,
then remember they closed the doors when it was hardest for you."
"Slept three times, ate five times, and it's still today."
"If police in another municipality wants to stop you, run away! Fine for municipality is 400 €, for escape only 250 €. Don't ask how I know..."
"They say chocolate makes you happy! Does anyone know how much you have to eat? I'm at 5, still no better...
"Don't call the police because of strange people moving around your home.
That's just neighbors without makeup and hairdo."
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